Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Kenshiro is already dead.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
FUCK OFF GULLER!