Worst Jokes Ever
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Richmond
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
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What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Two guys are on a plane. One of the guys' name is Jack. The other is Peter.
Peter: "Hi Jack."
Flight Attendant: "You're going to hijack the plane?!?"
Jack: "No, my name is Ja-"
Flight Attendant: "Everybody stay calm! These two men are going to hijack the plane!"
Jack: "No, no. My name is Jack and my friend here is an idiot."
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Orphans are cool.
OFFICIAL
Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
Amogus.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!