Worst Jokes Ever
I wank over Rose Watson.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Dark humor.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
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The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."