Worst Jokes Ever

"Baka Johnny, fat baka."

Who got shot in the head? JFK did!

Anyone have lightskin jokes?

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.

What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?

Cool-Aid!

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.

What is the difference between a human and a can?

A human can walk and a can cannot walk.

Why is Joe cool?

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.

I'm a fat cow.

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?