Worst Jokes Ever

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How many YEETS are there?

Gamemaster10

Question: What do you call 8 apples?

Answer: The iPhone 8.

What is the definition of GAY?

Thunwa :D

Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.

Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.

Justin.

Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?

Because he doesn't listen to it!

How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.

“NO NO NO”

I’ll give you some candy.

“Oh ok🤩”

Is crummy bears alright??

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?

A Doyoulickalotapuss.

My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!

Max's joke is literally a joke.

How did you get that? Used your life savings?

Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.

Your Da.

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!

Leo: Mom?

Mom: Yes!

Leo: Is rape good?

Mom: NO!

Leo: Good cause I raped someone!

Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.

What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?

Double trousers.