Worst Jokes Ever
Yo life.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
O Dario tem namorada?
Sex.
Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
Once I was 7.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Total gym.
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Hi boyyyy!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!