Worst Jokes Ever
Your joke: you.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's a woman.
No, really. Why can't she drive?
Because she died.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Jakob's life.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Pinto?
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?