Worst Jokes Ever

Fuck you!

My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.

When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

You big gay.

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

Eating the wheelchair.

At my most fear, I shit my pants.

Everyone reading this is gay!

So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.

I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

What's so wrong about Trump being in office?

He steals all the cats.

My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.

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What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?

One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.

What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?

One doesn't eat their husband out.

Poopy loopy.

Sajan's Hairline

Climb high, climb far,

Get high, get far.

Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!