Worst Jokes Ever
MooMooMooMoo
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Fuck u!
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Meow meow meow meow :p
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Your mom.
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Tyson?
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.