Worst Jokes Ever
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.