Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?

What is going on here?

Breakfast! 😂

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

It’s like I always tell my kids:

"Two in the pink, one in the stink."

There are sexiest women in politics.

They should be in a car showroom.

Richmond

Why are orphans called orphans?

'Cause they're gay.

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?

Insurance fraud.

Orphans are cool.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

OFFICIAL

Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!

1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man

You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!

Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.

Who's supposed to be the goat?

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