Worst Jokes Ever
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
9/11 Joke?
Deez
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
You suck!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Who am I sitting next to?
Caley's life.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.