Worst Jokes Ever
Ur mum gay.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Alya and freshfry talking.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness