Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Amogus.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Mad Pussy.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Chihuahua?
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.