Worst Jokes Ever
9/11.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
(Bob holds Deric's neck)
Deric: "Water, what are you doing?"
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.