Worst Jokes Ever
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).