Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Cooper is funny.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Hey ummm help!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Hi Ethan!
Hi Eric Le!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!