Worst Jokes Ever
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
How to not exist: Kys.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"