Worst Jokes Ever
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.