Worst Jokes Ever
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
I love Little Mix.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.