Worst Jokes Ever
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Like (DYM 139).
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...