Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"