Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
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Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!
1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Orphans are cool.
Amogus.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
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9/11 Joke?
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Who am I sitting next to?
Caley's life.