Worst Jokes Ever

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

Trump's cabinet are like panties. Some crawl up your butt, some snap under pressure, and some actually cover your butt when you need them.

My name.

Ouch!

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.

Abortion is not a joke.

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.

"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.

"What is it?" The doctor asks.

"I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.

". . . That's because I amputated your arms."

Where do whales get weighed?

The whaleway station.

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What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).

What do you call a dead human?

A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.

Down will come dummy, cradle and all.

Cancer?

Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.