Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
FUCK OFF GULLER!
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?