Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Yellow is the best.
Also, not love everyone.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What is important?
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Joe Mama!
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!