Worst Jokes Ever
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Baby 🍼
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.