Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.