Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Your hairline looks like a car!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
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