Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Fuck all reading this.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
Chomp!
Weenis long.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
Hi.
Read more.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.