Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.

Why did the van cross the road?

To get to the school for the little kids.

Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?

No, it hasn't come out yet.

What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.

What did a magic house 🏠 do?

Make someone in a wheelchair.

"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?

Because 1028 1029.

These jokes are offensive. Stop!

What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?

Jas.

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

Eating the wheelchair.

Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."

You big gay.

So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.

I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.

At my most fear, I shit my pants.