Worst Jokes Ever
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
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Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
My penis.