Worst Jokes Ever
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Lachlan's life.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Don't touch my bot.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?