Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

How do make an adult cry?

Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.