Worst Jokes Ever
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
Muslim furries like goats.
Justin Masotti
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
There are more than two genders.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
"Fuck me."
That's what she said.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.