Worst Jokes Ever
Your life.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!