Worst Jokes Ever
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
Ur mum gay.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Jokes...
Hoyt is gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.