Worst Jokes Ever
Yaxaas?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Y u gey, bruh?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)