Worst Jokes Ever
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Arden is so fat!
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.