Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooodini.

I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.

Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jerk.

Jerk who?

This website who!

Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

Which animal is the least trustworthy?

Why do Mexicans eat tacos?

Because they're border hoppers.

What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?

Egyptians have mummies.

Best way of abortion?

Beyblade abortion.

LET IT R.I.P.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Good morning.

Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!