Worst Jokes Ever

Anal.

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.

Will Will Smith smith?

Yes, Will Smith will smith.

How do you know your baby is dead?

It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.

The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.

Your face and your life.

The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.

A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."

Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."

Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"

Ex-girlfriend: "20!"

Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."

Fuck burger.

What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What happened to the glue?

I knew you would get stuck on that!

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

Here’s my pun.

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.

So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"

I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for you—happy now?"

She said, "*sniff* yes."

Life is all that matters.

What do you call a dabbing cow?

Udder savagery.

"Puta, banana in your ear!"