Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Everyone dislike this.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
What do you call cringe?
You.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."