Worst Jokes Ever

What does a lesbian call the other during sex?

Mummy.

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She will let it go!! 😂🤣

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨

Alex Hayermann.

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

What is an obese lady's blood type?

Nutella.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.

Man: I wish for more wishes.

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.

Man: I wish I could.

Genie: ......

How do you throw a space party?

You planet! 🤣🤣🤣

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.

Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?

A: He has turrets.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.

What is yellow and smells like bananas?