What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage
Kade
Jak
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Gamemaster10
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
YEET YEET YEET YEET YEEET EYYYETETETYETEYETYETTEYTEYTEY EYYEYETYETYETYETYETYETEYEYEYEYEYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many YEETS are there?
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Doyoulickalotapuss
Justin
Why was 7 afraid of 9, because he's a registered six offender.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Leo: Mom?
Mom: Yes!
Leo: Is rape good?
Mom: NO!
Leo: Good cause I raped someone!
Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.
Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)
