Worst Jokes Ever

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What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."

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Have a sink in your house? Eat it.

Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.

Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.

...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.

I suck big weiner.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?

She borrows her husband's last name.

Chupa mi polla.

What do you call a mosquito in your language?

We don't call them, they just come and bite.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.