What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Hi boyyyy!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
joko
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Jak
Gamemaster10
Kade
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
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Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Justin.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
