Worst Jokes Ever
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasnāt opened it yet.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
"Fuck the school, fuck it!"
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Telling jokes is snow problem.
The joke is me.
No. Eat my butt!
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.