Worst Jokes Ever
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
You're not my dad.
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
I once had a trash can as a girlfriend.
I was ready to break up with her, but all she had to say was, "Please don't dump me!" Then I said, "Sorry, I'm ready to take out the trash."
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What do you call a rich Chinese guy?
"Ching ching."
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
MooMooMooMoo
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Fuck u!
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!