Worst Jokes Ever
Ass.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.