Worst Jokes Ever
Hello, America!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Fat.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.