Worst Jokes Ever

My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!

hg is cool.

Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...

I think Jesus is broken.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Pssh.

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

Man's got that big bati, you know.

Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Find Jaiden.

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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.

Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.

Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?

A: Open up its little legs.

Hi! I’m going back home.

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

Your life is the joke.

Hola.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.