Worst Jokes Ever
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
Taylor.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What can you build with people? A boat!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite time of day?
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
One word. Creeper.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
In life you either yeet or get yeeted, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
SEX
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.