Worst Jokes Ever
Fuck burger.
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
How are you?
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
Ines.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
The joke is missing. Please provide the joke text.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Callum Coulter
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
I suck big weiner.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.