Worst Jokes Ever
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
But he could only get 1 trade.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Penny.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.