Worst Jokes Ever
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Why is Gennis gay?
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Best website ever 4 chair.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.