Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

Tyler is cool.

My penis is on fire.

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

Why do y’all call a pickup truck?

'Cause ya got a flat tire.

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!

At night I became a mattress murderer.

Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.

A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do you call a mammal that has no hair?

Cancer.