Worst Jokes Ever

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?

He couldn't find home plate.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?

Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.

What did the emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.