Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
A man walks into a bar.
He had to have 13 stitches!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."