Worst Jokes Ever
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)