Worst Jokes Ever
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.