Worst Jokes Ever
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
How to not exist: Kys.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!