Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!

What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?

- Ladies' Finger

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

What do you call a not potty trained human?

Amber Heard.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

When did Jesus die?

On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.

What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.