Worst Jokes Ever

If you have cancer, you are gay.

Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

What's better than poo?

Bill Cosplay

Kill yourself, hoes!

Please don't kill [me].

What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.

louie

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.

Beau Ruse is Gay.

Angus' love life.

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?

Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.

"Subah" means morning.

No, you!

What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.

Ching chong kading dong.

(My best words ever used).

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.