Worst Jokes Ever
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Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Okjlpppilfrkfft?
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
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There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
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