Worst Jokes Ever
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Comment if I'm ugly.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.