Worst Jokes Ever
Conor's life.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Actually doing homework.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
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So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD