Worst Jokes Ever

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Anal sex is for A**holes.

Your mom gay.

The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."

Q: Why did the teacher die?

A: Because he hated his life.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Ur mum gay, lul.

Eat my butt.

So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"

The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

Calculate my dick, virgins!

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Imagine being autistic idiots.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.