Worst Jokes Ever

My classmates?

What is an orphan's most relatable movie?

"Home Alone."

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?

Their INCESTors!

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

My grandfather killed Hitler.

Get it? Get it?

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."

When an African has a twin, your me??

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.