Worst Jokes Ever
Beans, your mum is fat!
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
"Nihha scarborough face."
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What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.