Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Gaykelyu
Pants!
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Down syndrome sucks!