Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen.
I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her!
Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Penny.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.