Worst Jokes Ever
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
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I hate crying.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
I like pie.
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
Taylor.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!