Worst Jokes Ever
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Bill, that's racist!
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Pedophiles smell good.
People love you.
Don't die.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.