Worst Jokes Ever
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
He lost Wifi connection...
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Khalil Abubakar
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Wack.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.