Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Stop, orphan joke!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
My son.