Worst Jokes Ever

What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

Did you adopt your dog?

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)

Look at my name and you'll see.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.