Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
This site.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.