Worst Jokes Ever
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Best emoji: 🫃
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.