Worst Jokes Ever
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
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