Worst Jokes Ever
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Your dad is your mom.
Ya mum!
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Poopy, farty, pee.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Capitalism.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!