Worst Jokes Ever
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
Trump.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.