Worst Jokes Ever
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why did the snake eat a panda?
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Pls send.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.