Worst Jokes Ever
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.