Worst Jokes Ever
Dean's sex life.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
My existence.
My life.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Number.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Person you don't know, my name.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What the hehehehehehe?
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.