Worst Jokes Ever
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Penis.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.