Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!