Worst Jokes Ever
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
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A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Pacman
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Carter is a pussy.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.