Worst Jokes Ever
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You're an orphan.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, Iβm Texas!
Whatβs the difference??
ππππ
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. π¬
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Whatβs one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.