Worst Jokes Ever
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Two sticks only make a fire.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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