Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

I'm a joke supremacist.

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

10+10

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?