Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
You're gay!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Michael Jackson.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Octopussy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!