Worst Jokes Ever
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Poopy, farty, pee.
What did Santa use as a candy cane?
Wait, wait, I said it wrong.
Okay.
What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your dad is your mom.