Worst Jokes Ever

Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.

How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"

It is morning.

What is yellow? The sun ☀️.

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

Aaron is ginger.

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!

A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.

A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."

An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.

The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Butt cracks.

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!