Worst Jokes Ever
Ya mum!
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
Capitalism.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Number.
Dean's sex life.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
My life.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.