Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.