Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Funni Joke.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
"Dababy midget porn."
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."