Worst Jokes Ever
Penis.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Don't bully. Lol.
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Borthwick's hairline.
Travis has baby hands.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...