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Hi, my name is Bob.

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"

What do you call a three humped camel?

A prostitute from New York.

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.

What am I doing?

Your mom.

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

I'm a turd.

Germany is...

Quiz: Turn what for what?

What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!

I think you're eggcellent!

What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?

The redneck fucks the cow.

This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

My dad: You better wear flip-flops everywhere.

Suicidal son: Goes to crack alley.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

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