Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
John Cena.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”