Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
I farted. LOL.
Science took us to the moon, and religion took us into a skyscraper.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
This is funny.
No, you!
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
All germs are from GERMany.
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.