Worst Jokes Ever

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

"Good Knight!" lul

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

He's dead.

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

What do butts say?

"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?

Ben or Chris?

What did Love name his daughter?

Sweetheart. ♥

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

What do you call a retard in the military?

Special forces.

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.

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@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.