Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
Hahah, funny joke!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
I fell down yesterday.
My life.
Kill me, please.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.