Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Girls are whores.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.