Worst Jokes Ever

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

What do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?

Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

So, a person walked into a shop.

Shop guy: "Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD."

This is REALLY funny.

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Canada.

What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?

One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.

How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?

I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.

"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.