Worst Jokes Ever
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Black dog is gay.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
The South.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
This is American politics that is not true.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Boggy
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Ur dad is mad.
U were accidental.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."