Worst Jokes Ever
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Your mom gay.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
You are the joke.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Your family.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.