Worst Jokes Ever
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
My name has "anus" in it.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is playing with you?
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
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What is tyyyyyyyyu?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm a recovering cake addict.