Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

Frenid: R u gay?

Me: Yes u

Frenid: No I am bi.

Me: Dang it!

Frenid: What?

Me: I like u.

Frenid: Ok I like u to.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.

“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

What does the F in orphan stand for?

FAMILY 😭😭

*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

What the hehehehehehe?

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

Person you don't know, my name.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.

I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.

Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!

What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.