Worst Jokes Ever
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
Why are hill billies so weird? Because their name is Billy.
Diarrhea.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
You're gay, except it...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.