Worst Jokes Ever
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Best emoji: 🫃
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
Hahah, funny joke!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
How is being gay like a geology class?
You get to lick all the rocks you want.
What is 2+2? Fish.