Worst Jokes Ever

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

My happiness.

Wanna hear the car joke?

Nah, it's too fast for you.

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Dad: Uh, yeah!

Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!

Parents: Sex!

Son: What?

Parents: Look, you can spectate!