Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Kevin McClean
Haha
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
I put glue in a man :)