Worst Jokes Ever
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
My dad left me.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Pacman 200 balls
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."