Worst Jokes Ever
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Your face with my cum.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Your mom gay.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"