Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.
Small People.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
"That's not my age; it's just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Dcexcedcrd.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.