Worst Jokes Ever
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
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You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"