Worst Jokes Ever

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Shhhhhhhhhh.

Shhhhhhhhhh who?

Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Game of Thrones season 8.

I am a sheep.

When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.

YEEEHAWW!

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

I was born on the moon.

Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.

What did Love name his daughter?

Sweetheart. ♥

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

I can't stop thinking about those beans.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because they’ll get stoned.

What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?

They hang from trees.