Worst Jokes Ever
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
What did the house wear to the party? A dress.