Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

My happiness.

Wanna hear the car joke?

Nah, it's too fast for you.

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

Fanta Klare Zitrone is cool.

What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?

You Fallout.

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."