Worst Jokes Ever
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
Why are we here?
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.