Worst Jokes Ever
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.