Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I love Hebrew John!
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
16 is a knight? Mail.