Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.