Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Ehhhhhhhh.