Worst Jokes Ever
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?
Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.
Daughter: So she only loves my sister?
Dad: Yep.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
My life, part 2.
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"